Posted by DURIANRIDER on January 12, 2009 at 2:44pm
i confess, 811 was an outside job. we did it in the fresh air..it wasnt terrorists responsible for the attacks on brian clements corn chip stash at hippocrates. it was hygenists!hygenists stole a dole banana truck and ram raided the pantry. pots and pans were the target by the 811 extremist group.headed by dr 'thug' graham. young raw vegan athletes are targeted by the banana clan to spread the hygenist threats against superfood republicans. raw corporate agenda and fruit discrimination are the main areas targeted. no kitchen with a stove top is considered safe.sources indicate that the 811 camp train outside alot. they scam free vitamin d instead of paying for it. fruit thefts from local trees have increased worldwide.local bakery authorities are reporting loss in sales as new members of 811 gangs sprout up constantly.gabriel cous cous from patagonia az recieved a fax from the 811 hygienist group. his statement is as follows. 'they sent me a fax of a seedless watermelon. the melon had been cut in half.you could see it had no seeds! this has really stirred up some negative kundalini around the place. i think i need to eat an extra apple to deal with the chaos and tap into some new biophoton supplements from bolivia. we sell them online at...''the actions of these extremists has been well documented on www.organicathlete.org, they are known for their passion, fitness, health and vitality. they cant be stopped.FORGET UNPAYED LEAVE AND GET UNSPRAYED LEAVES! is another chant these fanatics are known to say just before a stove top raid.if you see somone buying lots of ripe fruit and they look happy and glowing, chances are they are another 811 extremist. ready to pounce with quotes and objective caloric intake brainwashing.be on constant vigilant lookout. your apathetic, complacency fueled, starchy lifestyle is at stake..
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superfood republicans? I don't know about Australia, but in the US, both Dumbocrats and Retardicans are in bed with the corporate food giants. Though I would love to see it, I doubt the day will come in my lifetime that the USA returns to capitalism, away from corporatism. In my humble opinion, the modern government / corporate relationship in the US is much like the national socialism of Germany preceding WW2.
Other than the one-sided slam, very funny post! :) Love your style DR! Thanks for all you do.
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Ha that was funny!
laughing out loud at the internet cafe... :) man, i had to control myself, no tears...!
superfood republicans? I don't know about Australia, but in the US, both Dumbocrats and Retardicans are in bed with the corporate food giants. Though I would love to see it, I doubt the day will come in my lifetime that the USA returns to capitalism, away from corporatism. In my humble opinion, the modern government / corporate relationship in the US is much like the national socialism of Germany preceding WW2.
Other than the one-sided slam, very funny post! :) Love your style DR! Thanks for all you do.
Haha. You and Free should make a cheesy movie.
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Love this
lol Harley u crack me up.
thanks for the laugh and on going inspiration (-:
thats brilliant!
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:D :D :D :D :D
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