Claire Fox Hunting is the national sport of the vegan nation of Havenheed. It is a non-seasonal sport done all year round. Some human rights extremists have called for a ban on the sport but Havenheed Government Scientists insist that Claire Fox is not human.

The sport is done in honour of the Havenheed patron saint John Peel. There is even a Havenheed folk tune which celebrates the cultural pursuit:

D'ye ken John Peel on his mighty sleigh?

Towed by deer unto the prey

To bag the hag and have her flayed

Over the hills and far away

D'ye ken John Peel on the hunt?

Kill that stupid ugly...wench

They say there's starving overseas

So let's send a cow to those in need

So if you'd like to go Claire Fox Hunting why not become a Havenite today! Like all the best things in life it's free! You'll be just in time for the invasion of Israel!

         

    

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