So the Raw Brahs, who say raw veganism failed them, are now pushing a superfood product containing 99% plants, to supplement their animal product diet. If that isn't hilarious, I don't know what is. It's called "Rockin' Wellness," and here are the ingredients:
Raw Organic CACAO Bean; Raw Organic GOJI BERRY; Raw Organic HULLED HEMP SEED; Raw Organic BROWN RICE PROTEIN; Organic Non-GMO LECITHIN; Raw Organic MACA ROOT; Organic CHIA SEED; Organic Evaporated CANE JUICE; Organic BANANA Fruit; Organic GREEN TEA (leaf); Organic YERBA MATE Leaf; Organic GUAR GUM (Bean); Organic FLAXSEED; (Lactobacillus) L. ACIDOPHILUS (Super Strain DDS-1); Organic STEVIA Extract (Leaf)
Way to jump on the snake oil bandwagon.
Here's the kicker... In their new video promoting this product, they're standing by a table covered in fruit, while they throw fruit into the blender with their product and say things like, and I'm paraphrasing, "Wanna know what Rockin' Wellness will do for you!?!?! We'll then, try it!" And then they proceed to run around on the beach, and sit in hot tubs with many beautiful women.
Just incase you're in a "waste your day with nonsense" kind of mood...
Here's the link to the video for a good laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCxwRp4Q1wc
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Ok, our spleens are officially vented.
Back to being the change, folks...
i want to see them and jolita meet and eat eat raw fish heads together... or maybe not
that or them and jolita and zack (not so secret shortevity) and denial is vital snorting elk pieces together
I got a vid coming up that makes fish heads look tame...
But what we must know is-- was their hot tub homemade?...
hehe - normally I would be able to make some wisecrack about these guys but seriously, it's so damn lame that it leaves me speechless. I feel sorry for them....
Yeah, hopefully someday they'll be able to find their own way and even effectively guide others, with both genuine health principles and compassion.
Seriously, those guys just freaking make me feel sick. They're just so disgustingly vain and self obsessed, boring, desperately insecure losers. The fist video I saw of them was them in Ecuador driving along eating ice cream and sneaking chicken carcass dinners and I was just like WTF is this.... then I saw them hamming it up in Peru with a street fruit vendor cracking on to these two girls... and... oh man. They're sad.... and now, they're SAD! That's sad...
they spent that trip in search of drugs too
I'll bet. Seriously, why are we even talking about them. They're so incredible lame. "Oh I'm Raw Brahs but check out my ice cream I'm eating, oh, it's Ecuador so that means it's natural". I mean can we move this to the steam room or what.........!!!!!