"Hi Mara, I like my Western lifestyle too much. I have the internet. I have my books, etc. Although I dream of living free in the Jungle, I feel I navigated a place in the concrete jungle, and would be hapless in a real jungle. But not totally…"

"For me eating juicy fruit is next level on this diet.  So if you're sick of bananas you're ready to graduate.  Let me think, did any other plants succeed apart from bananas/dates in the game of life?  Well NASA sent the curiosity rover looking on…"

"Hi Crystal, this diet has a lot of turnover so your friends might be chewing a steak, dripping in blood as we speak.  Glad something draws you back after a decade, we're on to something!"

"Thanks, you too.  Had vertigo last year, but its my habit of using a pick in my ear."

"Its not always "falling of the wagon".  I was doing great until I was falsely arrested and assaulted by police.  And then the tax man came visiting.  Everyone has a plan until they get punched, quote from a boxer."

"OK Freelee, thanks for a reminder, I know you give equal value to the vegan and health message.  I was showing my struggles with discounted supermarket foods and why I might be gone a few days.  Fallen off the wagon.  I think we're going in the same…"

"Just done my shop again Thursday, post Christmas fatigue haven't stepped out the flat since my last shop on Thursday!!  Darn it got rewarded with pure heaven in fruit form, mango, sealed chopped in plastic only 90p, reduced.  Got to my local store…"

"My record was 210 in a week, so I find your count incomprehensibly big. "

"1/2 million, no wonder the earth has shifted in it's orbit round the sun😝"

"And these small organic ones, is this a "pigmy" banana, they wouldn't pass the test to get in the army, unless you had a face like a Gurka.  This is every supermarket, little arse organic bananas."